6.32am, Sunday 9 Nov. Drizzling.
Was whining and moping around the house as usual on a sat evening when sis texted me 10pm-ish.
You coming to my bday?
Eh, drinks on you ar? ( It’s my sis waaaaaaaad)
Ya la, come la.
So I had enough sense to take another shower and shampoo prior to her text, doll up in [...]